Lobby art that
books appointments.
Movie-poster parodies starring dogs and cats. Each one is paired with a service your clinic already offers — and a simple way for clients to ask about it.
Built from real photographs and composited by hand, by a Denver photographer with 25 years behind the camera.
Now showing
Tennis balls are sandpaper for teeth.
Is your senior cat keeping you up at night?
Unexpected surgery? Unexpected bills.
Catnip? Harmless. Lilies? Deadly.
Gifts can come with unwanted extras.
Have an escape artist?
How it works
The poster stops people.
Clients waiting in the lobby actually look at it — and laugh, because it’s true.
The banner gives the reason.
A swappable strip underneath: one fact, one ask, and a code word the front desk can count.
The page books the call.
A QR code opens a clinic-branded page explaining why it matters — with one tap to call.
Example banner (actual size 24 × 3 in).
Fresh all year. Posters rotate every six months, banners change each quarter to match your current specials, and a simple report shows scans, calls and code-word mentions. Start with a single poster or a full lobby.
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Questions clinics ask
How does a clinic get started?
Most clinics start with a 90-day trial: one framed poster, its banner, and a clinic-branded page tied to a current special. If it works, you add more posters. Pricing depends on how many posters you want; contact me for a quote.
Do we need to build anything on our website?
No. I build and host the clinic-branded page the QR code opens. If your clinic or parent company prefers the page on your own site, I can supply the content and code word instead.
How do you measure results?
Each quarter you get a short report: banner scans, page visits, taps on the call button, and how many clients mentioned the code word at the front desk. Before installation we note your current numbers, so results are measured against a real baseline.
Who approves the health wording?
Your veterinarians. Nothing goes on a banner or page until your team has reviewed and approved it.
How often do the posters change?
Posters rotate every six months, and banners and pages change each quarter to match your current specials. You keep your favorite poster from each rotation.
Does this take staff time?
Very little. I deliver, hang and swap the posters and banners. Your front desk just keeps a tally when clients mention the code word.
Bring it to your lobby
I’ll show you the posters in person, match them to the services you want to grow, and build a working sample page for your clinic.
Poster art © 2026 Susan Goddard Photography. Parodies are original works and are not affiliated with any film or studio.